Relentless.
That’s the term for the times we’re living in, relentless. But this isn’t a story about you and your struggles, sorry. Maybe I’ll get to...
They Finally Got Me
Chapter One Yes, it's true, I've been got. After years of avoiding these dastardly people they've finally got their rubber gloved hooks...
First Week With Multiple Kittens
My girlfriend, because, well, you know, adopted three kittens. At the current time the kittens are sequestered in the bedroom because...
Destination Wedding
"Guess what?" "Just tell me." Guess who said that? "Come on! Guess!" "You're going to bleed from a stab wound soon?" I don't think my...
Everybody's Doing It
Yeah you know that's true. Everyone I know is getting a colonoscopy. And you should too. All the cool kids are doing it. But I've seen...
Notes
I'm always jotting down notes. In the dark; in the light; in the middle of someone talking to me about something tragic in their lives...
Last William's Testicle
"So, have you been thinking about your mortality?" Said the always uplifting Scott as he walked into my office. My girlfriend and I...
Dead dead dead
The past few weeks have been tough. In that time I've lost three beings who were very important to me. Two of them were the sweetest,...