April 2015
As you may assume. . . Posted on April 22, 2015 | 1 comment . . .many of my friends are wise mouthed assholes. No, really, they are. And...
March 2015
Every Time Posted on March 25, 2015 | 3 comments A guy I know asks me when I’m going to get a tattoo every time I see him. It wouldn’t be...
February 2015
Mr. Mysterious Posted on February 25, 2015 | 3 comments “I’m a mysterious guy.” A porcupine faced man standing next to me says apropos of...
January 2015
Whoever uses. . . Posted on January 31, 2015 | 1 comment . . .the phrase ‘clean as a whistle’ has never been a coach or ref. Whistles are...
November 2014
Too Much, Too Soon Posted on November 19, 2014 | 4 comments November 1, 2014 11:11AM. I will never forget that day (only because I can...
October 2014
The Factory Posted on October 22, 2014 | Leave a comment It’s been a busy day here at the asshole factory. We’ve been punching out...
September 2014
A Polite Question Ruined Posted on September 27, 2014 | 1 comment And it was my doing (not that I have to tell you that). A woman comes...
August 2014
Have you ever. . . Posted on August 27, 2014 | 3 comments . . .met someone so obnoxious from the first minute you’re introduced you’re...