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January 2012

A guy. . . Posted on January 21, 2012 | Leave a comment . . .was posturing until he got to the old ‘my dick is so big’ category. After...

Just another day Posted on December 31, 2011 | Leave a comment Proving that if a year sucks to start, it’s going to suck to end. Point in...

I wandered over here. . . Posted on November 30, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .to do a little maintenance. After I put up the mention of...

Embarrassing Posted on October 30, 2011 | Leave a comment People start the weirdest conversations with me too early in my day. A guy was...

I was standing. . . Posted on September 28, 2011 | 1 comment . . .on the outskirts of a dance floor. I didn’t intend to be standing there...

Itinerant Joke Farmer Posted on August 31, 2011 | 2 comments In my guise as an itinerant joke farmer I sometimes have to go places to...

If I were. . . Posted on July 30, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .to open a pharmacy I’d name it Gateway Drugs. Leave a comment Posted in...

A waitress. . . Posted on June 25, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .was good, not great, far from outstanding. Just good. But I could tell she...

What a day! Posted on May 29, 2011 Jesus spoke to me today! You don’t know how lucky I was! I could barely hear him over the lawn mower...

High End Salesman Posted on April 27, 2011 | 3 comments A guy walks in, his tale of woe between his legs. He begins by wanting things he...