

November 2011
I wandered over here. . . Posted on November 30, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .to do a little maintenance. After I put up the mention of...
October 2011
Embarrassing Posted on October 30, 2011 | Leave a comment People start the weirdest conversations with me too early in my day. A guy was...
September 2011
I was standing. . . Posted on September 28, 2011 | 1 comment . . .on the outskirts of a dance floor. I didn’t intend to be standing there...


August 2011
Itinerant Joke Farmer Posted on August 31, 2011 | 2 comments In my guise as an itinerant joke farmer I sometimes have to go places to...
July 2011
If I were. . . Posted on July 30, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .to open a pharmacy I’d name it Gateway Drugs. Leave a comment Posted in...
June 2011
A waitress. . . Posted on June 25, 2011 | Leave a comment . . .was good, not great, far from outstanding. Just good. But I could tell she...
May 2011
What a day! Posted on May 29, 2011 Jesus spoke to me today! You don’t know how lucky I was! I could barely hear him over the lawn mower...
April 2011
High End Salesman Posted on April 27, 2011 | 3 comments A guy walks in, his tale of woe between his legs. He begins by wanting things he...
March 2011
I try. Fail. But try. Posted on March 30, 2011 | 3 comments Again and again as it happens. I was talking to someone not very close to me....


February 2011
These three little words. . . Posted on February 23, 2011 | . . .open up the gates of hell: “Here’s the story.” Listen to English from...