March 2011
I try. Fail. But try. Posted on March 30, 2011 | 3 comments Again and again as it happens. I was talking to someone not very close to me....


February 2011
These three little words. . . Posted on February 23, 2011 | . . .open up the gates of hell: “Here’s the story.” Listen to English from...
January 2011
Ommm Posted on January 28, 2011 | 1 Comment I’m in line at the drug store near work. I’m not paying attention to what’s being said...
December 2010
Medical Advice Posted on December 30, 2010 | Leave a comment A guy I know was giving his kid some medical advice because the kid was...
November 2010
What a day! Posted on November 24, 2010 | 5 comments I went to a bris but ended up very disappointed because, although I was certain it...
October 2010
You’re not a drunk! Posted on October 29, 2010 You’re a genius! Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers? A pair of new studies...
September 2010
I’m At It Again Posted on September 29, 2010 | 2 comments “I’ve been working on an integrated sub-system of rectified and dynamic...
August 2010
My Good Deed Posted on August 28, 2010 | 5 comments Sort of. A guy I know recently managed (in a very hysterical, embarrassing manner...
July 2010
Foreign Affairs Posted on July 28, 2010 | Leave a comment A guy was asking my opinion on foreign affairs. He was just trying to get a...
June 2010
Today’s MAJOR disaster Posted on June 30, 2010 | Leave a comment A guy comes in panicked. He was here a week or so ago BUT he couldn’t...